
S/O to Twitter’s @lzbrt for sending word that Louden and I ended up making a cameo in The Philly Captain’s Opening Day video, as we just minded our business hovering over the Reds’ bullpen courtesy of our standing room only…

Sure, I missed the first post*-pandemic Killers concert to go watch the Phillies play arguably the worst team in baseball last night.
I’d like to thank Bryce Harper for making that the best decision imaginable (they’ll be back in town, the bride was working anyway, yadda x3) by throwing a ball in between innings to Louden.
Now, I just have to find a way to get him to sign it!
Well, it came down to the last game of the season, and the Fightin’ Phillies averted triple-digit disaster. Courtesy of their 7-2 win over the Marlins, the Phillies end the season with a 63-99 record. Sure, it’s the worst in…
With another throttling of the Washington Nationals, the Phillies must now finish the season with a 4-2 record to avoid a 100-loss season. But that’s neither here nor there. Because holy shit, former Phillies closer Jonathan Papelbon — who is…
With last night’s inside-the-park-grand-slam drubbing of the Washington Nationals, the Phillies sit 5 wins away from not losing 100 games on the season. This, of course, means that they will need to finish up on a 5-3 run. This, of…
When we last checked in with our fearless warriors at Citizens Bank Park, the 56-88 Phillies needed to complete the season on a 7-11 run to not lose 100 games on the season. Things did not go very well in…
Best I can recollect, I ended up watching the last couple innings of last night’s Phillies/Brewers game because the Chile/Peru match didn’t go to penalty kicks. In any event, I’m glad I did. I remember not who was at bat.…
From the moment Matthew Clemmens intentionally puked on an off-duty cop and 11-year-old daughter at a Phillies game, his was a quintessentially Philly-area life. So when @FanSince09 shared word that Clemmens, aka Pukemon, escaped the clutches of a world’s mortal…
“Yeah, I was at the game when Josh Beckett no-hit the Phillies, but I was watching it on my phone.”
Roving Phillies reporter Murph found himself the most damn Philly locale for a standup during Friday night’s Phillies/Diamondbacks game, huh? From the distracted security guard to the juicy gal shoveling crab fries down her gullet, this says all you need…