Let it be recorded, for posterity’s sake, that the Baltimore Worthlessoles turned the corner into the home stretch Friday with a 5-1 drubbing at the hands of R. Dickey and the rest of the (oh hell, this hurts to even type) mighty Mets …
“That was the best knuckleball I’ve ever seen,” said Baltimore’s Luke Scott, who struck out and twice grounded out meekly. “Hard, with late movement.”
To be fair, Luke Scott has also been overheard saying “That was the best breakfast I’ve ever seen” while walking out of a Denny’s. And to be even fairer, he’s been overheard saying “Hard, with late movement” walking out of a “spa” on Baltimore Street. Ba-dum-bump.
Anyway, here’s the SMN* …
Kunz
(At 17-44, the O’s need to go 58-43 for me to lose this one.)
In unrelated news, I’ve been noticing substantially more Mayflower trucks on highways leading to the Charm City. Could the Oklahoma City Orioles be nigh? Stay tuned!!!
* – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all so I win a twenty-dollar bill, yo.