So insane are matters in the Syphilis Capital of the Universe that, on a Whorioles fan forum, this was the title of a recent post …
The best last-place team you’ll ever see
Fuckin’ adorable.
But to a certain extent, I concur.
Because the number of games the Baltimore Whorioles must lose to surpass the 87.5-loss threshold is …
Any day now.
* – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all so I win a twenty-dollar bill, yo.