The new Entertainment Weekly just got slid through my mailslot. So, um, yeah, well, how do I put this gently …
CHEWY, HOT LEIA AND A TAUN-TAUN ARE ON THE COVER THAT ADVERTISES HERETOFORE UNSEEN PHOTOS FROM THE FIRST MOVIE FEATURING LANDO CALRISSIAN!!!
If you’ll excuse me, I’m gone go pop a Colt .45 forty and lose myself in Cloud City now.
UPDATE: So, the story was just a tease about how there’s a book coming out in October about the making of Empire Strikes Back. Which is totally rad, in and of itself. Because it featured a picture of Kenny Baker’s lil frame popping out of his Artoo costume.
And since EW brought me this level of joy, I return the favor by linking to a few things that I probably wouldn’t have heard about without the mag. Like …
— the Sawyer Son of a Bitch video,
— how Rage Against the Machine wants Susan Boyle to sing “Killing in the Name” with them,
— and how Jackie Earle Haley is the new Krueger.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gone go back to apparently being the only person in America who’s totally sick of Steve Carell and Tina Fey.
yessss.
“And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.”
Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!
Then I’ll see you in Hell.