Ads soliciting Divorce Court contestants

Well, all that stuff I’ve been hearing from people who caught my write-up about their Divorce Court appearance, seems it was right, at least as it pertains to the “Who cares, I made cash money” retort. To wit:

Having trouble in your marriage? Thinking about getting a divorce? If so, Divorce Court Television show wants YOU!!! Real court show that handles real issues and the best part about it is you get an all expensed paid trip to Los Angeles and we pay you $570 each to appear on the show. And all you have to do is to tell your stories to a judge. At the end of the show it is up to you if you want to continue with the Divorce process!!
Sound like your interested? Need more information? Call (310) 369-9573 or (310) 369-9572 or email me your stories and contact information and someone will be in contact with you shortly!

And

We can do DNA tests if there is a child’s paternity that is in question. We can give lie detector tests so that you can finally find out the truth to something you’ve wanted to know for a long time. After the show we sit you down for mediation so we can help guide you in the right direction for your next step.

So, if any of you fine readers decide to make a run at your quarter-hour of fame, I want the scoop.

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