Listen, I don’t like the thought of masturbating bus drivers anymore than the next guy, gal or seeing-eye dog. Which is to say that NBC New York’s exposé about a batin’ NJ Transit bus driver served a valuable public service. (Money shot: “Is that what I think it is?” at the video’s 1:48 mark.)
But this bro, this Chris Gloryholeso, I mean, Glorioso, showing people the friggin’ video on buses, on the streets and in what may be the same driver’s seat is the epitome of local-news tackiness. C’mon, man. Really?
YOU, SIR, ARE NO CARL MONDAY.