My pal Heidi went to Plastic Surgery Island …

… and all she got was this lousy cancellation notice.

MTV’s hit series “The Hills” is coming to an end after one more season.
The network said Thursday the sixth and last season of the popular reality soap will begin April 27. Twelve new episodes will be aired before “The Hills” calls it quits.

I think I speak for all the world’s decent people when I say, “Ha ha hahahahahahahahaha. Jersey Shore rules, BITCHES!”