
Hi, all. I wrote many stories for PhillyVoice since last updating this here site in late September. Here are my 9 favorites. Check them out if you’re so inclined! — How a Temple student’s near-death experience inspired a bicycle helmet that…
No, I didn’t forget how I turned away from the last season of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars “because it’s really boring and the characters are parodies of themselves.” But with a new season kicking off Friday night, I’ve decided…
Investigation: Was this report from 6abc actually filmed on the Atlantic City Expressway? Result: The sign on the side of the road says Route 42, which leads to and fro the ACE. Ergo, the footage was not filmed on the…
It is a blatant ripoff of Jersey Shore, in that the characters are named Paulie Balzac, Nooki, Donnie and, of course, “The Complication.” They party in Seaside Heights surrounded by sluts and benches from which to press, fist-pumping the night…
Surfers out in Avalon. 32nd Street. (Via @anndelaneybeach)
• Sanclemente Valencia, 31 (pictured), who made a name for herself as a beauty queen and lingerie model, insists that she is innocent. Argentine authorities allege she led a gang that used beautiful women to smuggle cocaine to Europe. (Read…
I have a proposition for MTV: Get rid of Ronnie and bring Emilio Masella into the fold. America is done with the roid freak you’ve subjected them and would embrace the roid gorilla that’s had a key to Sn00ki’s heart,…
Man, Jersey Shore premiered so long ago this blog didn’t exist. So what the hell: Here’s a link to my stream-of-consciousness take on the first episode. I guess I’ll do one of these during the second-season kick-off. But, not till…