Hey, remember Matty Hayes (mattyhays@gmail.com) who told me to get hit by another car because I made fun of Baltimore? Yeah, he took that picture up top with the subject line “Fat kid in stands s. Dakota state,” and sent it in for a big site to run because he thought it was funny.
Oh hohoho, funny. Way to go, Matty.
P.S. This will continue to happen, Matty, until the day that you die.
Update: Matty just proceeded to send a picture of me and Brett Favre’s faces transposed onto a gay-porn shot!
Anyway, best I can tell he’s either:
