This “glitch” is hereby memorialized in perpetuity as payback for that horrendous, horrendous cover story from a day earlier in which a Daily News columnist acted like she was Oprah or something. I don’t know for sure because I didn’t read that fucking garbage.
Side note: Pre-planning for a John Bolaris Beef-and-Beer is underway. Will get back to all y’all when it officially takes hold.

