Just a reminder that the Eat Sh*t and Die Contest is still open. Currently leading the pack is an Haddon Township alum (Class of ’91. Aw yeah). Which is how I expected it to go. Because Haddon Township grads, and even underclassmen, are the smartest there be. Unless they drop deuces in auto-shop classmates’ sippy cups. Then, they just reinforce stereotypes about gym teachers’ children.
Like the dude who inspired all this mess. No pun intended.
* Deadline for submissions: 6 p.m. Sunday, June 6.