Weather Presenter
The story in today’s Philadelphia Daily News about weather presenter John Bolaris getting roofied and robbed not once, but twice is absolutely, positively marvelous.
Unbeknown to Bolaris, federal authorities said, two Latvian women – Marina Turcina and Anna Kilimatova – had been watching him. They sized him up – good-looking middle-aged guy with an expensive watch – and made their move.
“They came up from behind me, and said, ‘Are you weather presenter?’
“The bartender said, ‘Yeah, he’s a weatherman!’ ” Bolaris said.
“They asked me if I could guess where they were from. I said Poland. They said they were from Estonia.”
Marina, 24, and Anna, 25, were dark-haired, blue-eyed and beautiful, and were elegantly dressed. Bolaris said he ordered them wine.
Fast forward a few minutes. “We were sitting by a pool bar, and they asked if I did shots,” Bolaris said. “I said no.
“One of them started rubbing me, opened my mouth, and said, ‘Do [a] shot.’ ”
It was days before Bolaris figured out that the women had slipped him a roofie, the infamous date-rape drug.
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