So, this whole thing about how the Philly PD won’t respond to minor traffic incidents without injuries might look good and logical on paper, but it just opens up a whole lot of “Didn’t think I had to stop” opportunities…
Category: Philadelphia
Weekend Reading Roundup (Gaydar Strength Edition)
So, I’ve tried to let this whole thing with state Rep. Babette Josephs calling her claimed-bisexual opponent Gregg Kravitz out as a straight dude trying to cull votes from the gay-pride demo slide as unusual-politics-as-usual. But then, I saw Kravitz’s…
Andrew Gay, Jr: Worst Person on Earth, Vol. II
Remember that whole thing about how Nick Hasselback’s family couldn’t afford to get him out of jail on $500K bail, and how his greaser friends were scraping, I believe what the Hit-and-Run Prince lawyer described as, every cent together, and…
Hey Tea Partiers…
Congratulations on your ignorance prevailing in the form of “let’s shoot down school budgets to show those teachers who’s f’ing boss” in Jersey yesterday. Be proud when packs of feral youths climb through your windows and rape your kitchen appliances…
This Week’s Metro Column…
The first thing she said was that I looked just like a serial rapist. The second: “I have a gun,” followed by a laugh. Whether a reassuring “I know you’re not the dregs of society” or an intimidating “I’ll shoot…
Oh what to watch?
Hmm, let’s see. 1) A cross-section of the world’s best in a sport played by googilians worldwide; in this game, probably the most remarkably tricky Argentinian, who will be coached by the most remarkably lovable cheater of a cokefiend in…
Weekend Reading Roundup (Chinese Jumpers Edition)
I’m soon off to a baby shower — me, the bride, and baby-on-board’s shower, specifically — in a few moments, so I’ll dispense with this with the quickness. — New York City treats Thurmon Munson with the same respect that…
And the Oscar for Best Quote of the Year goes to …
Drum roll please … “I don’t know anybody that can stick their finger in their mouth and make themselves vomit and punch somebody at the same time. It doesn’t make any sense.” – Dave Clemmens, of Berlin, NJ, for his…
And a Tea Party legend is born …
From the Pulitzer Prize winning Philadelphia Daily News’ website: Police said [Matthew Clemmens, a 21-year-old from South Jersey] intentionally vomited on the 11-year-old daughter of an off-duty Easton police captain, and then slugged the cop in the head several times.…
The Face of a Coward
Coward. Scared little kid. Entitlement-fueled douchebag. Take your pick of terminology, but the fact remains this: Nick Hasselback, 22, of just a few blocks away from where I’m typing this right now, left someone for dead in the Ben Franklin…