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I’ll kick it off with: “Mmm, even invisible Italian hoagie with the works taste good.”
For inspiration, read this. It’ll put his blatant inability to take care of his physical and mental health into better perspective.
insert the doughnuts… right there!
Who likes doughnuts? THIS GUY.
“After I slash the shit out of your kid’s future, Here is where I put the Chimichanga fuel for my tank.”