Oh good, it’s the season finale of Rich Kids. Kind of ran its course. Especially with the discovery of new Hickey-Household Favorite Chrisley Knows Best*.
But finish what you start, right? Right.
Boobslouber is back from New York and she’s talking about how she wants a really big engagement ring. Also, they’re going to Vegas for New Year’s Eve per the outcome of a “meeting of the minds.”
“Obviously,” Booblouber tells Balding Realtor, “I am not going to fly commercial there. I’d rather walk. And so I need you to arrange a plane for us.”
Balding Realtor maintains that he will, in fact, arrange a plane for them.
Roxy’s calling some dude in Vegas to arrange dining. She’s aghast that the guy offers them the sushi bar. “Your network is your net worth,” reads the gimmicky Instagram type stuff.
BL says that BR shouldn’t propose to her on a day that she isn’t wearing makeup, and is sporting jeans. He’s merely talking about her moving in, and slaloming with keywords to ensure the M word isn’t said.
After yoga, BL’s mammy expresses hesitance for her offspring to move in with BR. BL’s mammy asserts that she will not help with buying a house for sin living. With a ring on that finger, the position would change.
Shopping for Vegas dresses. Blah blah blah. Girls’ confab re: move-in situation. Blah blah blah. Talking about sex through sheets and texting during dinner. Blah blah blah.
And then Booblouber uses it as an opportunity to be like, yeah, but, like, maybe we should get engaged hint hint.
Then they burn $40K so the blonde with a rack doesn’t have to fly commercial. The American dream.
Oh, Dorothy has a boyfriend now. That guy from the ice rink, I think. She instagrammed about it you’re into that kind of stuff. They have dinner …
… and go out partying in Vegas, as gay Jonny explains how the music just moves him in various ways depending on what kind of music it is or something.
Glowstick Jonny notwithstanding, the tolerance breaking point for this crew was four episodes; it’s gotten obnoxious at this point. At least the people on The Hills did a wee bit of something to warrant the camera crews.
*CKB will be featured semi-regularly on Philly Blunt now. Because it so rules. You’ll see.