Syphilitic Magic Number*

Q: Which Major League Baseball team was up 2-0 going into the ninth inning on Saturday, only to lose 8-2 without going into extra innings vs. Cleveland?

A: The mighty Baltimore Orioles, that’s who!!! Which means the SMN* now stands at …

12-25

12-25

* – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all so I win a twenty-dollar bill, yo.

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