Photos From Philly’s Le Dîner en Blanc 2015 (With Alternate Captions)

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Last night, a dinner event designed to “promote world peace” by instituting a strict guest list and requiring attendees to bring their own food, drink and tables while wearing nothing but white returned to Philadelphia.

Oh joy.

Instead of blocking the heavily traveled Broad Street during rush hour, the fabulous attendees made their way to the Navy Yard to eat outside in the rain and put on the bravest of faces in a weak effort to convince the world they’re happy they spent money in the name of exclusivity. (No one from the other side of the tracks believes any of you, fwiw.)

Previous coverage: Photos From Philly’s Le Dîner en Blanc 2014 (With Alternate Captions)

Granted, it was a lot more fun to caption these photos last year, thus formally decrying the entitled set that found it acceptable to inconvenience an entire city. But, with a fervent commitment to cause, here are a few shots from last night anyway.

This is actually a really artistic shot

Let us think of the world’s ills



Bow-tie bro is back!

LOL DEB spelled backwards is BED
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Looks like fun!!1!

The spirit of Christ compels he

Nothing meshes better with Pope Francis’ commitment to helping the less fortunate than a hoity doity meal, amirite?
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Let our sparklers illuminate all the ills in the world so that we, collectively, can remedy them all!
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Someone doesn’t like me!
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But, in the spirit of the event itself, I’ll take solace in likemindedness
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But even I have a heart.

And an angel did show up, so, whatever.
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