“Sacramento police said they arrested Jeffrey Allen Jones, 56, on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon about 7:30 p.m. Tuesday around Auburn Boulevard and Annadale Lane. Officers were called to the area by a citizen who said a man standing in the road had thrown a spear* at a passing vehicle.” [Sacramento Bee]
*Yes, even though he’s white, it’s still raycess to call him a spearchucker.