Many of you have asked whether I’d be doing my regular recap of write-in votes across the Delaware Valley, what with me no longer writing for my former place of employment.
The answer, of course, is yes! This is a fan-favorite story, after all.
Since Philly switched over to new voting machines during the November elections, it’s taking a little longer to get their results, and I’ve had a dickens of a time getting a final response from Montgomery County.
That said, I did get the write-in votes from Bucks and Delaware Counties, with the latter being unofficial results. I’ll do another post when the other counties make their results available to me, but I didn’t want you to have to wait any longer to see what your fellow voters wrote in.
With no further ado, let’s take a look!
Epstein (School Director: Morrisville Boro)
Didn’t Kill (School Director: Morrisville Boro)
Himself (Borough Council: Morrisville Boro)
Joel Embiid (School Director: Quakertown)
Donald Trump (Borough Council: Unclear about where; School Director: Neshaminy; School Director: Council Rock; Borough Council: Warrington Twp.)
Impeach Trump (Supervisor: Plumstead Twp.)
Betsy Devos (School Director: Neshaminy/Middletown Twp.)
Karl Marx (Superior Court; Borough Council)
John Cena (Auditor)
Epstein didn’t kill himself (Common Pleas Judge)
Gritty (School Director: Springfield)
Jesus (Superior Court Judge, Common Pleas Judge, County Council, District Attorney, School Director: Chester Upland, City Controller: Chester City, City Council: Chester City)
Donald Trump (Magisterial District Judge)
Judge Joe Brown (Common Pleas Judge)
Mickey Moose (sic) (Auditor: Middletown)
Colleen Kennedy (School Director: Springfield, Auditor: Springfield)
Satan (Constable: Middletown)