Watching the local CBS affiliate’s 11 p.m. news on Friday night, I found myself asking one simple question: Does the U.S. Secret Service plan to send a legion of hologram security guards out onto the streets of Philadelphia during the World Meeting of Families and Pope Francis’ long-awaited visit this upcoming week and next weekend?
Despite a brief consideration given to the fact that the lighting on stage may have rendered those two in the background a computerized hue, I decided that yes, the Secret Service will send a legion of hologram security guards out onto the streets of Philadelphia.
Stay woke, people.

