Rather than traipsing about Philly to “celebrate” St. Patrick’s Day weekend, I headed to the Philadelphia Zoo on Saturday.
Louden and I had a blast.
Our last stop on an action-packed tour was the reptile/amphibian house. That’s where I caught an eyeful of turtle (tortoise?) love. So I Vined it. Luckily, during those seven seconds, a young lad also caught sight of said fornication. And what’d he say?
“He’s poundin’ that one into the ground.”
Oh, double entendres, never stop being you.