A friend who shall remain nameless — by his/her request — texted this screengrab from Opening Day in Atlanta, where the Barves defeated the Phillies 7-5 or something like that.
Quite frankly, I can’t tell if the brightest of heads, the tomahawk wielded like a trident or the shifty side-eyed ogling holds it all together. That’s up to you to decide, I suppose.