Timing, they say, is everything.
And so it came to be around 10:45 a.m. Saturday that the Icee stand at the Philadelphia Zoo was not yet open. Louden (who wanted one badly) and I (who didn’t) had to find a way to pass 15 minutes until it did, in fact, open.
He took two rides on the SEPTA PZ Express Train and we walked back to said stand.
That’s when I saw this Randy “Macho Man” Savage fan near the American bald eagle cage. I slow played it until he turned around, in visual proximity to said American Icon.
And snap.
‘Merica.