Q: What has two thumbs and couldn’t be happier that the Baltimore Whorioles have started their season on a 1-7 tear?
A: This guy right here, that’s who!
Despite noted pegging enthusiast Freddie Morgan’s advice to the contrary, I went ahead and threw a little for-amusement-purposes-only tokens on this proposition: The Whorioles will not win 74.5 games in the 2010 season. If they’re 74-88 or worse, I win. If they’re 75-87 or better, I lose. Which I won’t.
So, what better time than when the season is 1/20th over to start a magic-number countdown to my victory over that deviant pit of half-humanity called Baltimore? With no further ado, as of 1:48 p.m. on April 14, the Syphilitic Magic-Losses Number is …
Onward to victory!