Trapped in purgatory A lifeless object, alive Awaiting reprisal Death will be their acquisition The sky is turning red Return to power draws near Fall into me, the sky’s crimson tears Abolish the rules made of stone Pierced from below,…
Tag: whimsy
There’s A Dude Publicly Banging Swiss Cheese In Philly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, people been writing about this since yesterday afternoon, but I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if Philly Blunt didn’t record the Swiss Cheese Pervert for posterity’s sake. From the Mayfair Town Watch: Good Morning Mayfair!…
Here’s My Annual Obligatory ‘Look At Mummers And Laugh’ Post
Don’t you ever change, Philly. Previously: Here Are Two Mummers Moments That Brought Shame Unto Philadelphia Before Noon [Updated] Bonus Coverage:
Happy Trash Day, Philadelphia!
This is one of those stories that make me love my profession. At the Oct. 17 Philadelphia City Council meeting, Jenny Drumgoole took the mic during the public-comment portion of the session and spoke about her adoration of her neighborhood’s…
This Is The Finest Moment In Wrestling History
My buddy Jack Baxter, a rasslin enthusiast, just posted this Mexican rasslin’/midget rasslin’ video on my Facebook page. Upon seeing what happens therein, I yelled Oh My God so loudly, they heard me in Jersey, I reckon. Look at that…
When Black Guys In Thongs Interrupt Asian-Lady Badminton Games
The Random Things You See In Philly
Walking past the Roundhouse (aka Philadelphia Police HQ) on my way to work this morning, I saw a gentleman sprinting down the middle of Race Street. Then, he jumped onto a moving tractor trailer and started motioning wildly. First thought:…
This Guy Dancing Behind Ne-Yo During NBA All-Star Game Intros Seems, Um, Interesting
I don’t even know. I mean, other than the fact that he then proceeded to blow the cameras a kiss.
This Is The Funniest Dog-Walking Services Sign I’ve Ever Seen
Not only don’t Theo’s numbers really add up from a profitability and long-term-customer attraction standpoint, but Theo drew a cat instead of a dog, apparently. (H/T Ashlea, for posting this on Facebook) (H/T whoever doctored Theo’s numbers after he posted…
Meet “Coked Up Rocky,” Who Dances, Punches Air, Bowls And Asks For Money In Fishtown
I like this old head, who seems to be battling demons of both the invisible and swirling-in-his-mind varieties outside what appears to be the McDonalds near Front and Girard in Fishtown. The reasons for this are plentiful, but most notable…