Yes, I know this is sexist. But whatever. When a local media trots out these convicts like pieces of meat whenever possible, how’s a young lad to react? Anyway, on the left up there, that’s Jocelyn Kirsch, Philly’s tabloid fixation…
Tag: shayna sykes
In Which Philly Blunt Gratuitously Updates The #TitsyCarThief Case With Prurient Motivations
Shayna Sykes was sentenced to three to eight years in prison, and seven years probation, on Monday. Blah blah blah. This stemmed from an awesomely awesome rampage which I posted about under the title “What We’re Thinking About When We…
I’d Have Failed Everyone Including Myself If I Didn’t Post Topanga’s Maxim-Cover Photo
Topanga > pre-mugshot Shayna Sykes. Fact.
What We’re Thinking About When We Post About Stolen Cop Cars In Philly And Camden Because Of The Driver’s Bosom [Updated with Mugshot]
Before we go on, here’s my inner debate about this story (I found the answer easily): Q: So dude, would you have reacted differently if this was a hit-and-run? A: Oh, of course. Q: Yeah, but would you have posted…