Tag: Chris Christie

Bleached Whale Hates Children

You see, I like to go after Gov. Chris Christie as being worthless but for feeding a rugby team after a plane crash or tiring out a Japanese whaling-vessel crew. His abhorrent level of moronic-bullying, villain-mongering and unrepentant douchbaggery drives…

Caption Contest!

I’ll kick it off with: “Mmm, even invisible Italian hoagie with the works taste good.” For inspiration, read this. It’ll put his blatant inability to take care of his physical and mental health into better perspective.