“She finally blew her top when Porter iced the game,” Greg continues. “The whole section, cheering, turned around to look at her, and she started waving middle fingers, throwing f-bombs. She yelled at me, ‘You’re ugly, at least I’m hot!’ That’s when I stated laughing and pulled my iPhone out to get a pic. She went nuts.” [Deadspin]
Huh. Who knew beer goggles worked in the mirror, too.