Read About This Guy Who Eats Fried Chicken In Swamps

The story, well at least what the Brimfield (Ohio) Police Department says is the story on Facebook, of Dannie Mallicoat is one of perseverance and hunger.

Afternoon shift [Wednesday]….

A intoxicated driver pulled into a business on SR43….and just kept driving. He drove through the lot, beside the building, out of the lot and into the swamp. Unlike military-type vehicles, his Cadillac was not meant to….float?

Sgt. Knarr and his frogman, Officer Putnam. waded in and retrieved the driver from the vehicle. During field tests, the driver page homage to E.T. by following Sgt. Knarr’s finger with his own finger instead of using his eyes….Land sakes!!

Oh, and the driver also was chowing down on some tasty fried chicken when he drove into the swamp.

He was arrested for OVI (DUI, DWI for you old school folks) and transported to headquarters. He tested a .206% BAC. He went to the bed and breakfast, where they only give one aspirin per headache.

Great job to our own swamp-men, Sgt. Knarr and Officer Putnam…..Chief Oliver

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