Had you seen nothing but Real Madrid defender Pepe rolling around on the ground and clutching all them body parts that pained him, you’d think someone took a hatchet to his leg in yesterday’s 0-0 draw with Valencia. Had you seen the run-up to said roll-around, you’d think he deserved a Razzie for worst dive-job of the day, if not week, if not month.
El Clasico, coming very soon, after which Real will lead Barca by a single point in the La Liga standings!