From the Patriot Ledger comes a tale so heartwarming people everywhere will rush out to breed so they, too, can host a baby shower as excellent as the one in Stoughton, Mass. To wit:
Bottles were being thrown, punches were flying, and furniture was smashed at the Club Luis de Camoes at 76 Porter St. as small children were nearby – and police recorded numerous fights there on video cameras attached to their tasers, said McGowan, who responded to the scene. Four people, including a 14-year-old boy, now face charges in the incident.
“Oh my God. It was just nonstop. There would be a skirmish in this corner, we’d go over to address it, and then another one would start up somewhere else,” McGowan said Sunday. “It was a nightmare.”
Police said the fights were happening in front of small children at the party, and officers attempted to protect the children and break up the fights at the same time.
Read more via this link. Then, figure out just how you can top Patrick Cardoso Lopes’ post-fight grinz.