Let’s pour one out for Mary Maloney, seventh grade math teacher at Palm Springs (Fla.) Middle School who decided to take her chances after a fender bender at Purdy Lane and Jog Road.
“How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don’t you understand I am a school teacher?” Maloney allegedly said to the police officer driving her to the jail.
The Lake Worth woman then allegedly offered the officer oral sex and invited him to grope her breasts, according to the arrest report.
That’s gotta be fun, having a seventh-grade teacher do that and talking about it in the cafeteria at lunch.
The weird thing is that she was my teacher until she got arrested
That’s nuts, tr7g. How are students taking the news?