As explained by Who Ate All The Pies back in July, “Word on the wind is that former Barcelona president Joan Laporta, now a member of the Catalan parliament, is angling for re-election after being succeeded by Sandro Rosell a couple of years ago – and one woman is doing her damnedest to make it happen, that woman being Spanish porn star Maria Lapiedra.
“Lapiedra, who, incidentally, is currently rumoured to be dating Laporta, has produced a music video for a touching little ballad called ‘Laporta, Mi Hombre’ (Laporta, My Man), which features productions values so high they’ll probably give you diabetes – including some of the worst choreography committed to video since Eurotrash went off the air.”