On Friday, a Facebook friend offered this hot take involving Cole Hamels’ no-hitter vs. the Cubs, Cecil the Lion, shark attacks, popular beverages and the late Roddy Piper:
“With all the overkill on social media, any day now I’m expecting to see a picture of a lion pitching a no hitter against a shark while drinking a bottle of “Not You Father’s Root Beer”…With Roddy Piper catching.”
Ask and ye shall receive, FBF. Ask and ye shall receive.