Admittedly, I haven’t watched a lick of the whole Jodi Arias trial. All I know I’ve learned from watching harpie Nancy Grace gin her mushminded acolytes up into a frothy-mouthed frenzy at every turn.
But judging by this parody — which I hear is pretty damn close to exact-trial wording — I’ve been missing out on the crazytown express. It’s kinda NSFW.
(H/T @boobookitty26)