Volumes will be written about bloodshed and heroism, the resuscitation of Tara Reid, and the societal and scientific ramifications of SyFy’s instant-classic SharkNado.
Every word of it deserving of the public record. An in-depth examination is warranted, one that lasts for years to come.
But let that historical record clearly reflect the Shaka sign that Ian Ziering/Steve Sanders/Fin threw in the damn face of peril before he bombed L.A.’s way to relative safety. OR DID HE?