Listen, I have a fundamental problem with the White House Correspondent’s Dinner in American times good and American times bad. It’s essentially a Beltway fraternity-sorority gangbang, presumably sans bukkake.
So, I guess I begrudgingly agree with half-term Alaska governor/failed vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin when she (or someone on her behalf) writes, “Yuk it up media and pols. While America is buried in taxes and a fight for our rights, the permanent political class in DC dresses up and has a prom to make fun of themselves. No need for that, we get the real joke.”
But that doesn’t mean I can’t mockingly sift through the comments on said post and — among oh so very many choices — zero on in a special brand of moronic typistry and share it with you.
So, here:
And a runner-up:
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