Here Are The Write-In Votes From The April 2024 Primaries In Philadelphia

It’s time for the Philly write-in roundup again! These come from the April 2024 primaries, and are broken down by race.

Suffice it to say, the Israel/Palestine conflict plays a major role in the “candidates” written in for various contests.

I will also showcase the offbeat, witty and hyperlocal again. These include the three votes that I received for President, 3rd District State Senate and State Treasurer; thank you so much for your faith in me. I swear to uphold most of the laws of the land should I end up in any of those positions.

There is some vile racism, a slew of profanity, personal insults and a more serious tenor than in all of the years that I’ve done this post. It has me worried about the future. But for now, let’s bask in the glory of what’s on the minds of Philly voters. (Suffice it to say, Israel/Palestine is on the minds of Democratic voters while other options that the former guy shone through the Republican write-ins.)

Also, feel free to ask me for any potential votes not reflected herein, except for the one name I – per practice – exclude entirely (but for negative sentiments expresses) because this is my site, my post and my rules.

PRESIDENT (DEM)

Uncommitted 13,277 (an additional 30 uncommitted with variations on Israel/Palestine votes seen below)

Free Palestine 75

Ceasefire 53

Ceasefire Now 29

Gaza 24

Uncommitted – Free Palestine 18

Gritty 10

Palestine 9

Free Gaza 8

Uncommitted – Ceasefire 8

Uncommitted – Ceasefire Now 8

Uncommitted – Gaza 5

Stop Genocide – 3

Taylor Swift – 3

Bryce Harper – 2

Ceasefire in Gaza – 2

Deez Nuts – 2

No Genocide – 2

Prayers For Gaza – 2

Scrotie McBoogerballs – 2

Stop Arming Israel – 2

Stop Sending Weapons to Israel – 2

Stop the Genocide – 2

Tyrese Maxey – 2

A Young Progressive – 1

Amy Poehler – 1

An Orange Traffic Cone – 1

Anti-Genocide – 1

Anti-Zionist Option – 1

Any Adult Under 70, Any Capable Adult, Anybody But Biden, Anybody But Those Two, Anybody Else Except Them, Anyone, Anyone But Biden, Anyone But Joseph R. Biden Jr, Anyone Else Like for Real Please – 1 each

Beyonce – 1

Big Gretch – 1

Booooooo – 1

Bozo the Clown (More Qualified Than Biden) – 1

Brian Hickey – 1

Britney Spears – 1

Ceasefire in Gaza Now – 1

Ceasefire in Israel – 1

Ceasefire Now Free Palestine – 1

Cher – 1

David Hasselhoff – 1

David Portnoy – 1

Donkey Kong – 1

End the Genocide, End Genocide, End the War in Gaza, End War in Gaza – 1 each

Food and Freedom for Palestine – 1

Fuck Anyone In the office – 1

Gaza Ceasefire, Gaza Children – 1

Gemma Marie (Beagle Mix) – 1

Genocide Joe – 1

Genocide Joe Out – 1

Giant Meteor or AOC – 1

Hand of Haiti and Free Palestine – 1

Hitler – 1

Howard Stern – 1

Humanity – 1

Jesus Christ Semetic – 1

Jimmy Buffett (Posthumous) – 1

Joe Mama – 1

John Cena – 1

Kayfabe – 1

Kendrick Lamar – 1

Killer Mike – 1

Let Gaza Live – 1

Liberation for All – 1

Montgomery Brewster – 1

Mr. Woke – 1

Mumia – 1

My Dog – 1

Nick Foles – 1

No War On Gaza – 1

Not Genocide – 1

One Frog – 1

Paulie Walnuts – 1

Permanent Ceasefire – 1

Permanent Ceasefire in Gaza – 1

Philly Phanatic – 1

Protest the Circus – 1

Ranger Suarez – 1

Reparations (spelled differently three times) – 1 each

Sad Kitty – 1

Sexxy Red – 1

Soda – 1

South Park – 1

Steven Van Zandt – 1

Stop (Aiding Genocide, Funding Genocide, Funding Israel, Genocide in Gaza, Genocide in Gaa, Israel, Killing Kids, Nonsense, Sending Money to Israel, Supporting Genocide, Suporting Netanyahu, the Genocide in Gaza and Arming Israel, the War in Gaza, War) – 1 each

Stu Bykofsky – 1

The Alpha and the Omega – 1

The Antigenocide Candidate – 1

This Sucks – 1

Vladimir Putin – 1

 

US SENATE – DEM

Uncommitted – 1,627

Cease Fire – 109

Free Palestine – 73

Cease Fire Now – 24

Gritty – 8

Jason Kelce – 6

Palestine – 3

Uncommitted Cease Fire – 3

Mehmet Oz—2

Rejects Permanent Ceasefire – 2

Stop Genocide – 2

Uncommitted Free Palestine – 2

Bryce Harper – 1

Ceasefire Free Palestine, Ceasefire Now – Stop Genocide, Now – 1 each

End Genocide – 1

End Occupation Now – 1

Fetterman’s Spine – 1

Free Gaza – 1

Free Palestine – 1

Gargoyle Smith – 1

Gaza Cease Fire – 1

Hitler – 1

Hunter Biden – 1

Jen Hope – 1

Jesse Ventura – 1

Joel Embiid – 1

Law and Order – 1

Me – 1

Medicare for All – 1

My Dog – 1

New People – 1

Nick Nurse – 1

Nick Offerman – 1

No Arms to Israel, Democrats, Genocide Supporters, Recommendation, War – 1 each

Not a Genocide Supporter – 1

Phila County Pest Commission – 1

Planned Parenthood – 1

Republican Party – 1

Rupaul – 1

Ryan Briggs – 1

Ryan Howard – 1

Satan – 1

Steve Jeltz – 1

Thor – 1

Tyrese Maxey – 1

Vladimir Lenin – 1

 

ATTORNEY GENERAL (DEM)

Uncommitted 329

Free Palestine – 17

Cease Fire – 13

Cease Fire Now – 4

Palestine – 3

Free Gaza! – 2

Free Peppy and Krystal – 2

Larry Krasner – 2

Aaron Nola – 1

ACAB – 1

Fizz Gig Phl Pa – 1

Fuk Bob Brady – 1

Hitler – 1

Scout Nation – 1

Someone Who Will Reinstate Roe – 1

Systemic Reconstruction – 1

 

AUDITOR GENERAL (DEM)

Uncommitted – 341

Free Palestine – 16

Cease Fire – 15

Ceasefire Now – 3

Gaza – 3

Me – 3

No Joe – 3

Free Gaza – 2

Gritty – 2

Palestine – 2

Allen Iverson – 1

Bricken For Chicken – 1

Claire Shubkrichards – 1

Dawn Mendte – 1

Dog the Bounty Hunter – 1

Free Gaza! – 1

Genocide Must Be Stopped – 1

It’s A Job Not a Ladder Up – 1

No N****** or K**** — 1

Permanent Cease Fire – 1

Taylor Swift – 1

Tinkerbell – 1

Tyrese Maxey – 1

 

TREASURER (DEM)

Uncommitted – 387

Free Palestine – 18

Ceasefire Now – 7

Gritty – 7

Gaza – 5

Lauren Rinaldi – 3

Taylor Swift – 2

Tyrese Maxey – 2

Abolish Police – 1

Brian Hickey – 1

Bryce Harper – 1

Capt America – 1

Cinderella – 1

Deez Nuts – 1

Divest – 1

Divest from Israel – 1

End Genocide – 1

End the War in Gaza – 1

Free Puerto Rico – 1

From the River – 1

God the Father – 1

Hail Hitler – 1

Help Gaza – 1

Help, I’m Trapped in a Voting Machine – 1

Jason Kelce – 1

Joey Merlino – 1

Lick My Butt – 1

Mayor Parker is Doing Genocide – 1

My Butt – 1

Pam Africa – 1

Tupac Shakur – 1

 

2nd CONGRESS (DEM)

Uncommitted – 281

Free Palestine – 17

Anyone But Boyle – 4

Cease Fire – 4

Gritty – 3

Ceasefire Now – 2

End Genocide – 2

Free Gaza – 2

A Pimp Named Slickbuck – 1

Any Sober Person – 1

Anybody But Boyle – 1

Anybody Else Hide the Alcohol – 1

Anyone Without Last Name Boyle – 1

Bryce Harper – 1

Cease Fire Free Palestine – 1

Cease Fire in Gaza – 1

Cease Fire Uncommitted – 1

Elmo – 1

Eminem – 1

Frank Da Tank – 1

Hello Kitty – 1

Joel Embiid – 1

Mr. Magoo – 1

My Dog – 1

No Drunks – 1

No Joe – 1

Not a Fascist – 1

Not Brendan Boyle – 1

Patti Labelle – 1

Pee Wee Herman – 1

Pro Life – 1

Rocky Balboa – 1

Sideshow Bob – 1

Someone Who Is Sober – 1

Spongebob – 1

Taylor Swift – 1

This Guy Needs to Be Removed – 1

Uncommitted Donegal-Gaza – 1

 

3rd CONGRESS (DEM)

Uncommitted 598

Cease Fire 65

Free Palestine 37

Cease Fire Now 12

Free Gaza 8

Gritty 7

Mindy Isser 2

Raise Minimum Wage 2

A Dolphin 1

Abolish Prisons 1

Bryce Harper 1

Dwight Stop Supporting Genocide 1

Free Palestine Ceasefire Now 1

Free Palestine 1

Free the Congo 1

Hoagie 1

I Hate Poll Workers 1

Jalen Hurts 1

James Gitto 1

Jason Kelce 1

Jose Andres 1

Kelly Oubre Jr 1

Larry Krasner 1

New People 1

No Arms to Israel 1

No Thanks 1

No Weapons to Israel 1

One Who Doesn’t Vote for War 1

Phillie Phanatic 1

Raise Minimum Wage in US 1

Smarty Jones 1

Step Junting Worn 1

Stop the Genocide 1

Stop the War on Gaza 1

The Phanatic 1

This Shit Sucks 1

Two Criminals 1

 

5th CONGRESS (DEM)

Uncommitted 7

Vince Fumo 1

Woody the Woodpecker 1

 

DELEGATE – 2ND DEM

Free Palestine 22

Gritty 10

Cease Fire 8

Donald Duck 4

Gaza 4

No Genocide 3

Palestine 3

Philly Phanatic 3

Tyrese Mazey 2

Aaron Nola 1

Abolish the Electoral College 1

Al Schmidt 1

Beavis 1

Bigfoot 1

Boogie Woogie 1

Bozo the Clown 1

Bruce Wayne 1

Bryce Harper 1

Bryson Stott 1

Buffalo Bill 1

Butthead 1

Charli XCX 1

Conner Barwin 1

Cookie Monster 1

Deez Nutz Two 1

Dick Vermiel 1

Divest from Genocide 1

Fish Dawg 1

Frank Zappa 1

Fred Flintstone 1

From the River to the Sea 1

From the River to the Sea Free Palestine 1

Fuck the DNC 1

Hercules 1

Hitler 1

Howdy Doody 1

Hugh Janise 1

Hugh Janus 1

Inshallah 1

Iverson 1

Jalen Hurts 1

Jason Kelce 1

Jimmy Hoffa 1

Mike Hawk 1

Miles Davis 1

Mr. Rogers 1

Mutombo 1

Nah 1

Nah Fam 1

Oscar the Grouch 1

Questlove 1

Seranthony Dominguez 1

Snow White 1

Someone Not For Genocide Joe 1

Stop Funding War, Israeli Aggression, the Genocide You Power-hungry Pigs, Using My Taxes for War – 1 each

Taijuan Walker – 1

Taylor Swift – 1

The Phantic 1

Tooth Fairy 1

Underdog 1

 

DELEGATE – 3rd DEM

Free Palestine 61

Ceasefire 49

Ceasefire Now 28

Yes Ceasefdire, No Genocide 24

Free Gaza 10

Gritty 10

No Genocide 9

Joel Embiid 6

Yes Ceasefire 5

Stop Genocide 5

No, Genocide 5

Gaza 5

Stop the Genocide 4

Jason Kelce 4

From the River to the Sea 4

Uncommitted Ceasefire 3

Tyrese Maxey 3

Jen Devor 3

Bryce Harper 3

Ceasefire No Genocide 3

Paul Reed 2

Phanatic 2

No More Genocide 2

Kyle Schwarber 2

Jim Curtin 2

Free Congo 2

Freedom For Palestine 2

End the Occupation 2

Alejandro Bedoya 2

The People of Gaza 2

Trea Turner 1

Sebastian Le Toux 1

Three Frogs in a Coat 1

South Park 1

Spending on Bombs 1

Tobias Harris 1

Tax the Rich 1

No Dem Support Till Palestine’s Free 1

Remember the Working Man 1

Robert Covington III 1

None of These People Care About My Health, Safety or Wellbeing 1

Out of All the Mediocre Old White Conservative Men Why Him? He’s Terrible 1

Progressive Policies Get Votes 1

Nick Castellanos 1

Nico Batum 1

Pro Union 1

Protect Children 1

Ranger Suarez 1

No Ethnic Cleansing 1

Jalen Hurts 1

Kobe 1

Julie Ertz 1

John Tortorella 1

Liquid Snake 1

JT Realmuto 1

God 1

Fuck You 1

Free West Bank 1

Fuck Joe 1

Dead Gazan Kids 1

De’Anthony Melton 1

Grape Ape 1

Gun Control! 1

Deez 1

Deez Nuts 1

Inanimate Carbon Rod 1

Defund Apartheid 1

How Many Palestinians Must Die? 1

DNC Manipulation is How We Got Here 1

Do Better for the Left 1

Don’t Support War Crimes 1

Covid Precautions 1

Hip Hop 1

Fish 1

Griddy 1

Harambe 1

Danny Devito 1

Cookie Puss 1

Alec Bohm 1

A Chubby’s Cheesesteak 1

A Delegate who Believes in Asylum 1

A Delegate who Believes There Should Be No Medical Debt 1

A Delegate Who Cares About Finishing Campaign Promises 1

A Delegate Who Cares About People 1

A Delegate Who Recognizes Both Candidates Are War Criminals 1

A Delegate Who Sees the Corruption 1

A Delegate Who Stops Genocide 1

A Delegate Who Votes to help the Working Class 1

A Delegate With A Conscience 1

A Delegate With A Heart 1

Buddha 1

All Bullshit 1

Allah 1

Brandon Marsh 1

Cartoons Hate Her 1

Abortion Rights Are Human Rights 1

Booty Butt 1

Buddy Hield 1

Cathy Burke 1

Chase Utley 1

15,000 Murdered Children in Gaza 1

 

DELEGATE – 5th DEM

Tyrese Maxey 1

 

STATE SEN – 1st DEM

Larry Farnese 14

Vince Fumo 4

Free Palestine 3

Cease Fire 2

Gritty 2

No Highway Expansion 2

Ceasefire Now 1

Ed Rendell 1

Elvis 1

End Genocide 1

Frank Rizzo 1

Free Gaza, Palestine, Them All 1 each

 

STATE SEN – 3rd DEM

Uncommitted 70

Free Palestine 3

Cease Fire 2

Bradley Maule 1

Brian Hickey 1

Cease Fire in Gaza, Now 1 each

Deez Nuts 1

Flapjacks a Lobster 1

Hit and Run 1

Jason Kelce 1

Milton Street 1

People Justice League 1

 

STATE SEN – 5th DEM

Uncommitted 35

Martina White 20

Free Palestine 2

Hulk Hogan 1

Tina Fey 1

Walt Disney 1

 

STATE SEN – 7th  DEM

Uncommitted 85

Ceasefire 11

Free Palestine 4

Cease Fire Now 2

Free Gaza 2

Grittty 2

Bugs Bunny 1

Fraud 1

Medicare for All 1

Yosemite Sam 1

 

PRESIDENT (REP)

Joseph R. Biden Jr. 97

RFK Jr. 32

Liz Cheney 31

Ron Desantis 23

Uncommitted 14

Biden 13

Mike Pence 8

Mitt Romney 7

Chris Christie 6

Mickey Mouse 6

Vivek Ramaswamy 5

Literally Anyone Else 3

None of the Above 3

Tim Scott 3

Anybody But Trump 2

Anyone Else 2

Ben Carson 2

Bernie Sanders 2

Bugs Bunny 2

Nikki Haley 2

None 2

None of These 2

Pat Toomey 2

Undecided 2

A Pretty Clown 1

Abstain 1

Adam Kinzinger 1

Al Schmidt 1

Alfred E. Neuman 1

Any Other Ass 1

Anybody Else But 1

Biden Biden 1

Cease Fire 1

Deez Nuts 1

Fuck Israel 1

George W Bush 1

Help Ukraine Now 1

Humanity 1

Jason Kelce 1

Jesus Christ 1

JF Kennedy 1

Joel Embiid 1

Martina White 1

Mike Pompeo 1

Ronald Reagan 1

 

US SEN (REP)

Robert Casey Jr. 72

Anyone Else 3

Gritty 2

Sam Katz 2

Taylor Swift 2

Al Schmidt 1

Bart Simpson 1

Bill Cosby 1

Cease Fire 1

Chris Christie 1

Dawn Staley 1

Deez Nuts 1

Dennis Dietch 1

Frank 1

Fuck Donald Trump 1

Fuck Ukraine 1

Genghis Khan 1

Hamas 1

Hillary Clinton 1

Jalen Hurts 1

Joe Biden 1

Kanye West 1

Nontrumper 1

Your Mother 1

 

ATTORNEY GENERAL (REP)

Jack Stollsteimer 15

Keir Bradford Grey 15

Jared Solomon 12

Joe Khan 4

Larry Krasner 3

Adam Kinzinger 1

Al Schmidt 1

Bill Cosby 1

Bugs Bunny 1

David Oh 1

Donald Trump is a Nazi 1

Free Palestine 1

Fuck Israel 1

Gritty 1

Hillary Clinton 1

Iranians Don’t Like N****** 1

Never Trump 1

Poop Emoji 1

Your Father 1

 

AUDITOR GENERAL (REP)

Malcolm Kenyatta 34

Burger 1

Cease Fire 1

Donald Trump is a Fascist 1

Free Palestine 1

Fuck Ukraine 1

Gritty 1

Hillary Clinton 1

Iraquians Don’t Like N****** 1

Jesus 1

Never Trump 1

Nick Foles 1

Nikki Haley 1

Poop Emoji 1

Stormy Daniels 1

 

TREASURER (REP)

Ryan Bizarro 22

Liz Cheney 3

Gritty 2

A Democrat 1

Boys High Late Two Ten Scored Thirty 1

Cease Fire 1

Free Palestine 1

Fuck Israel 1

Hillary Clinton 1

Humanity 1

Lock Him Up 1

Never Trump 1

None of These Candidates 1

Non Trumper 1

Poop Emoji 1

They Will Kill Him 1

Zippy the Pinhead 1

 

2nd CONG. (REP)

Brendan Boyle 14

Bryce Harper 1

Gritty 1

Hillary Clinton 1

Never Trump 1

Nikki Haley 1

Not Him 1

Rooster 1

When They Defeat Us 1

White 1

 

3rd CONG. (REP)

Dwight Evans 32

David Oh 4

None Of The Above 2

Cease Fire 1

Eight Needed Forte Six For Library 1

Fuck Trump 1

Fuck Ukraine 1

Humanity 1

John Fetterman 1

Nikki Haley 1

Poop Emoji 1

 

5th CONG. (REP)

Mary Gay Scanlon 2

 

DELEGATE- 2ND (REP)

Hillary Clinton 1

Kevin Boyle’s Crack Pipe 1

Mickey Mouse 1

Mr. Natural 1

Nikki Haley 1

Not Trump 1

Sam Katz 1

What A Bozo This Guy Is 1

 

DELEGATE- 3rd (REP)

Joseph R. Biden Jr. 3

Hillary Clinton 2

Adam Kinzinger 1

Bob Casey 1

Cease Fire 1

Comic 1

Fani Willis 1

Fuck Israel 1

Fuck Trump 1

Fuck Ukraine 1

Gaza 1

Humanity 1

Liz Cheney 1

Nick Castellanos 1

Non Trumper 1

Poop Emoji 1

Ranger Suarez 1

Robert P. Casey Jr. 1

Stormy Daniels 1

Trea Turner 1

 

ALT. DEL 2nd (REP)

Malcolm Kenyatta 2

Chernobyl Chicken 2

Hillary Clinton 2

Never Trump 1

Nikki Haley 1

Not Trump 1

 

ALT. DEL 3rd (REP)

Joseph Burgese 117

Adam Kinzinger 2

Cease Fire 2

Liz Cheney 2

Rachel Maddow 2

Brandon Marsh 1

Fuck Israel 1

Fuck Trump 1

Fuck Ukraine 1

Gaza 1

Joseph R. Biden Jr. 1

Poop Emoji 1

Stormy Daniels 1

The Pennsylvania Singers 1

 

STATE SEN. 1st (REP)

David Oh 2

Bob Dylan 1

Fuck Trump 1

Humanity 1

 

STATE SEN. 2nd (REP)

Nikil Saval 8

Bob Dylan 1

Fuck Trump 1

Humanity 1

 

STATE SEN. 5th (REP)

Candace Owens 1

Gritty 1

My Little Pony 1

Nikki Haley 1

 

STATE SEN. 7th (REP)

Vincent Hughes 4

Clerk Need Integrity Voting For NE 1

Liz Cheney 1

 

STATE REPS. (REP)

170th Jill Scott 1

174th Mr. Potato Head 1

174th Travis Kelce 1

175th Kodos 1

181st Malcolm Kenyatta 3

182nd Fuck Trump 1

184th Liz Fiedler 5

184th Harambe Smith 1

184th Jason Kelce 1

188th Paige Wolfe 1

188th Poop Emoji 1

190th Nikki Haley 1

192nd New Direction Endorsed By Contour UAW 1

195th Cease Fire 1

197th Emilio Vasquez 5

197th Malcolm Kenyatta 2

198th Holy Spirit 1

200th Fuck Israel 1

202nd Mehmet Oz 1

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