Yeah, so, um, my alma mater is in the news. Story breaks down like this:
Kid drops a deuce in another kid’s soda.
The latter drinks said soda.
The former’s mother says it’s all blown out of proportion, apparently maintaining that a week in in-school suspension is overkill for poo play.
I post a link on Facebook and the debate to end all debates breaks out between people who graduated anywhere from ’88 to ’93 or ’94.
Seems that the poop provider is the son of my phys-ed teacher from first to sixth grade. I won’t name names, but the Daily News story pretty much gave that away anyhow. If you’re a Strawbridge alum, you already know full well who it is.
Also seems that both kids are deemed “jerks” by others in their class, one of whom proceeded to tell his mother that poop provider also took poop receiver’s cigarettes, slide them near his poop shute and put them back in the pack.
What a country!
We got spirit. Yeah!
We got spirit. Yeah!
We got spirit. Yeah!
We got … what what what what a whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat.
Every Reporter does not get their day to shine as you are reporting on our alma mater ! Swerve, Word !