Down goes Consalvi! Down goes Consalvi!

Listen, I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t put this here Tased and Confused video up from last night’s Phillies game.

Adult me says something needs to be done about the carrying-on down at the ballpark. You know, the puking on pre-teens, kicking people to death, running them over whilst high as a kite.

But juvenile me just can’t get enough of the money-shot when Taserbeam hits flesh.

Sorry. At least I’m honest about it. Take it out on the people who were booing.