
Hey, hope you’re doing horrifically! Like I was in that picture taken about 10 days after the coma that the brain injuries you inflicted on me brought about.
As you probably know, I survived and went on with my life. I hope karma has punished you repeatedly, and continues to do so. You see, most people are deserving of forgiveness. But you, being the coward you are, most certainly aren’t.
You will be found. Believe you me, you will be found.
*This very second would be on 11.28, but I consider Black Friday the anniversary.

I like to imagine he or she was trampled to death trying to get to a Black Friday special on Jean-Claude Van Damme DVDs.
With a little bit of luck, the S.O.B got punished severely. Bless you, Brian, and may you continue to get better.
Shit, I just read your Philadelphia Magazine article after a post on deadspin made me curious. Is there a statue of limitations on hit and runs?
For police, sure, there’s a statute of limitations. Varies from state-to-state. I’d have to imagine it’s anywhere from 2 to 5 years for non-fatal cases.