Chuck Palahniuk on Carson Daly

Fine, it already aired, and I can’t find a link anywhere. So, you’ll have to make do with something he referenced during the interview: People fainting when he reads the “Guts” chapter from Haunted.

Which, might I say, is among the finest chapters I’ve ever read.

Which, might I add, is why I was somewhat disappointed reading his latest book, “Tell-All,” over the past week. Not up to his normal brand of excellence. Matters little: He’s still in my all-time Top Three. Matters even littler: He was substantially more, I don’t know, normal than I expected.

With that in mind, here’s video of him reading Guts. Not safe for work. Not at all. And don’t blame me if you pass out. Oh, it’s about a guy getting his intestines sucked out while masturbating near a pool’s suction pump. You know, that old holiday chestnut!