Dear Bill Murray,
You’re cracking eggs of knowledge right there, brotherman. If you could take those eggs to Lorne and write a hit-by-car fated/not-fated sketch for him, I’d greatly appreciate it. After all, their hit-and-run jokes this season totally, totally blew.
XOXO,
Hickey
P.S. Totally dig the “five on rye” phrase. Totally going to steal that.