Best. Human. Ever.

Listen, I know people have roamed the earth since Brendan Fraser got caught up in some ice, only to be defrosted in Encino a couple decades back. But, I’m relatively certain that this dude Louden Charles Hickey who I first met at 5:31 p.m. June 29, 2010 …


… is, like the title of this post suggests, the best human being in the history of time. (Astonishingly, Pat O’Brien got a write-in vote. Must’ve been Betsy.) The honor comes even after he burped up on my shoulder mere minutes ago.

P.S. These sorts of posts will be few and far between. I intend to stick with the premise of a column I wrote way back in March, when the world was a whole lot simpler.

2 comments for “Best. Human. Ever.

  1. July 1, 2010 at 07:08

    See you had work to do, and tis why your head is healed and now you must let go of that pain, and it will be easy with Louden (Love the name) at your side. Be well and remember the good times are just beginning. I wish the three of you well. He is perfect.

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