This Craiglist ad has since been taken down, but the spirit will never die: It seems that an Alabama Crimson Tide fan was so upset with his team’s unbelievably last-second loss to Auburn that he put much personal property up for sale, as he never intends to watch Bammer until Nick Saban is gone. If this is real, you might could reach that there Hartselle feller at (256) 286-2445. (H/T IsolatedBammers)
Awww. There, there, compadre. It gets better.