As the location was not included in this “Angry Customer Maces man in store” video, let’s just classify this as any convenience store in America where the customer at the front of the line does not like being rushed and scoffed at so said customer proceeds to slow play her time at the register, thus eliciting laughs, comments and enough fortitude to bust out her mace and spray that dude behind her smack dab in tha face.
In her defense, she did tell his “dumb ass” not to “fuck wit me.” That, and muffins are no laughing matter.
For the prosecution, this is simple assault and should be handled as such. Christ, lady. Just get your Beef Jerky and get on witcha day.
Nice touch walking out singing “Signed, Sealed, Delivered,” though, thus giving so-inclined folk the chance to tie it to Obama’s regular rally song.