Sup?
How ’bout them Eagles? Horrible, isn’t it?
Soooo anyway, if your mother isn’t sizzling in Hell by now, I hope she is soon. Also, I hope you’re able to see her suffer and, while you’re watching, are given the option of trading places with her.
Would you?
For some reason, I don’t think you would.
XOXO,
The Guy Who Will Eventually Find You
P.S. 11/28 and/or Black Friday, I’ll never let you forget.
UPDATE: Thank you, tipsters, for house and body shop addresses that may have been involved in the case. I will personally check them posthaste.
UPDATE NO. 2: Presented without comment, a portion of a reader’s emailed response to this post:
God has given you a second chance at life when others — perhaps more deserving that you — have not had such a chance. You should make the most of it. The bitterness will kill you long before it will ever effect (or even affect) the target of your rage. I hope that you are not the sort to believe in nothing greater than yourself. Every breath you take is revenge on the person who did this to you. So, isn’t it time to stop acting like a 15 year old?