Brenda Duncan vs. Deallen Triplett

Oh no. Nononononononono. Deallen Triplett’s saying that Brenda Duncan turned into a dude when they gots married. Not like some crying game shit n’shit. Like, she acts all “dude-ly,” like one of the guys. “It was always, she talk like a guy. Act like a guy. Dress like a guy.” She smells like Ivory when she gets out the shower.

Yeah, that’s a problem.

And Brenda, who was in the military when they met, says Deallen’s got a temper problem. He taught her how to play Madden because he didn’t have game competition post-marriage. “I was trying to be his friend, his wife, his everything,” Brenda said.

Aw.

Anyway, Brenda wasn’t doing “wifely things” like cooking and cleaning and laundrying and grocery shopping. Deallen actually went on strike from doin’ the linens. Nope. Didn’t help. (I’m trying to be careful here, because Mr. Brenda looks like she could do some whoopin’.)

Forgot to mention: Deallen’s 32. He got 10 kids with 5 mammies.

There be issues with 11 and 12, the timing of whom would draw into question whether seed met other egg during their relationship. Deallen holds strong on the 10-kids line, despite Brenda saying she knows they’re his because of MySpace pictures.

Yawn.

Who hasn’t had issues with their dozen kids?