Here’s The Police Call About People On Horseback Throwing M-80s Near Philadelphia’s Fourth Of July Concert

When fireworks look like dandelion seeds emerging from the Schulykill River

Oh Philadelphia, don’t you ever change, not even when Nicki Minaj is giving the 6ABC censors a workout at the Welcome America concert along the Ben Franklin Parkway. This call was ultimately unfounded. OR WAS IT, SHEEPLE?