Dear Maxim magazine,
Yo! Hope you’re well. I caught “Your World Cup Cheat Sheet” in the mail yesterday. Good stuff. But, one problem with the “Hairball: Soccer’s Most Whacktastic Cuts” feature …
Oh, Fabio
Cute. But one problem with “Your Fabio.” Yeah, that’s Carles Puyol. See?
Puyol, not Tevez
Sure, he is, in fact, from Spain. But you know who isn’t?
Tevez
Yep, the real Carlos Tevez. He’s from Argentina. I know, I know, they all look the same, right? Well, I have a ticket that’ll pay $80 on a $10 Vegas bet if he’s holding the trophy in South Africa. So you can see why I’m particular about these things.
XOXO,
Hickey
P.S. Can you please just stick to what you do best, i.e. running pix of, say, Winnie Cooper looking really, really, really hot …
Hotter than Topanga? Discuss